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Phone call

Post  curlyp on Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:27 am


Several men are in the locker room of the Golf Club.
A mobile rings and a member presses the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am in the Shopping Centre and found this beautiful leather coat in the Sales. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: “£68,000”

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...The house I wanted last year is back on the market They're asking £895,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £850,000. They will probably take it. It's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"



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