Irish Medical dictionary

Artery The study of paintings

Bacteria Back door to cafeteria

Barium What doctors do when patients die

Benign What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan Searching for Kitty

Cauterize Made eye contact with her

Colic A sheep dog

Coma A punctuation mark

Dilate To live long

Enema Not a friend

Fester Quicker than someone else

Fibula A small lie

Impotent Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff A Doctor's cane

Morbid A higher offer

Nitrates Cheaper than day rates

Node I knew it

Outpatient A person who has fainted

Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative A letter carrier

Recovery Room Place to do upholstery

Rectum Nearly killed him

Secretion Hiding something

Seizure Roman emperor

Tablet A small table

Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport

Tumour One plus one more

Urine Opposite of you're out

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